Good Morning

There is nothing like waking old people up in the morning. i think its much like a child waking up on Christmas morning. here are my reasons.

1. old people don't know what day it is, so really i could tell them its Christmas.
2. their heart is racing with excitement, from me scaring them by saying GOOD MORNING!!
3. any day is better than being dead.
4. they wake up super early because they don't want to miss breakfast.
5. have you ever been so excited that you messed your pants too?

I've also found out the top ways to scare an old person (not on purpose).

1. whistle.
2. pass them while they are walking.
3. sneeze really loud.
4. act like the handicap doors wont open by pushing the buttons
5. tell them the kitchen ran out of diet Coke.